Wait, I've changed my mind - I love God.

Woman Hit By Lightning While Praying

DAPHNE, Ala. -- Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm rumbled through Baldwin County, Alabama.

But while she prayed, lightning suddenly exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a blackened area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.

She said 'Amen' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire.

*stands to applaud* Beautiful!

Any guesses as to what our faithful worshipper had to say about the incident?

The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive.

And there it is. Sigh.


God specifically tosses a lightening bolt down on this woman's house, misses her, and she thinks it's a blessing.

Isn't it possible that God just has really shitty aim?