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27 June, 2006

Hint: It ain't Hitler

Welcome to another edition of the exciting new game show, "What The Fucking Fuck?!"

Hands on buzzers, contestants.

What famous pop culture icon said the following when asked by Jambands to describe the last Grateful Dead show they attended?:

"I have no recollection of it whatsoever, other than that it was awesome. ... I flew out to the Jerry Garcia memorial in Golden Gate Park, San Francisco with a fellow Deadhead from D.C. the weekend after Jerry went to the great psychedelic rock concert in the sky. ... it was great to be with my fellow Deadheads."


Was it:

A. Phish lead singer, Trey Anastasio?
B. Closeted homosexual & 'Uncle Arthur' from Bewitched, Paul Lynde?
C. Brittle, gun-toting polemicist, Ann Coulter?
D. German Madman & obligatory option in these lists, Adolph Hitler?

Before we reveal the surprising answer, please enjoy this soothing musical interlude featuring many Deadheads in full, spasmodic flailing:





So, who is our mystery Deadhead?

The answer is, of course: C. Ann Coulter.

Yes, Ann Coulter is all about the peace, love, and harmony. And rainbows.

Thanks for playing, everyone! See you next time on "What The Fucking Fuck?!"

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