Christ, I am plum warred out

The War On Easter is officially on.

This one is heating up.

Still burning hot is the War on Terror, including the War in Iraq and the War in Afghanistan. Cooling down slightly, but still greatly impacting the Homeland's prison population & street crime levels, is the War on Drugs. The War On Poverty rarely gets talked about, but we've still not declared victory, so it's still raging somewhere, I guess. And wasn't there a war on Illiteracy at one point? There probably is. And in November, after the elections, probably, the War On Christmas will probably heat up again.

And don't forget, tomorrow night is the exciting conclusion of South Park's 2-part episode entitled 'Cartoon Wars'.